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56. A Grindr t-shirt I'm not giving back
On weddings, line cooks, and Madonna's leg.
Jun 8 • Kristine Colosimo
55. I do not envy her
And other stories from when a thirty-something tries on a long-weekend.
May 29 • Kristine Colosimo
54. When the campaign was better than the movie
Movie marketing has gotten so good that the film itself can't compete.
May 21 • Kristine Colosimo
53. We need to talk about Megan (Stalter)
We seem to be in a sort of cringe queen rehabilitation, culturally.
May 14 • Kristine Colosimo
52. I bought a door mat and called it resistance.
Revolutionary behavior: going to the store.
May 6 • Kristine Colosimo
51. Introducing Secondary
The newsletter isn't changing. The name finally caught up.
Apr 29 • Kristine Colosimo
50. On trying to buy my first house
I have opinions about tin roofs now.
Apr 23 • Kristine Colosimo
49. Congratulations on your indictment!
On the people who were told, very early, that the rules were for other people.
Apr 16 • Kristine Colosimo
48. The only newsletter I'll ever write about sports
Go blue!
Apr 8 • Kristine Colosimo
47. I'd do it again
JFK was a disaster. It was worth it.
Apr 2 • Kristine Colosimo
46. Your group chat is a $37M problem
Posh, Partiful, and the battle for your Saturday night.
Mar 24 • Kristine Colosimo
45. Want to know whose hand is in those Wildair donut videos?
Spoiler: he also put Fradei on the map.
Mar 17 • Kristine Colosimo
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